The Iran Deal Just Hit — But Read The Fine Print Before You FOMO‼️ Trump dropped the bomb this morning. US-Iran deal “largely negotiated.” NYT confirms Iran signed an MOU: end fighting on all fronts, reopen Hormuz, unfreeze $25B. Brent crude crashed 7%+. Crypto rallied as shorts got chain-liquidated. But here’s what retail is missing while celebrating. Iranian state media already rejected Trump’s claim that Hormuz is “back to normal.” Netanyahu called an emergency security meeting overnight. Israeli press calling the terms “very unfavorable to Israel.” That’s not a closed deal. That’s a fragile framework that could unwind in days. The risk-on cascade is real but selective. $BTC ripped through $82K as geopolitical premium unwinds. $ETH catching up toward $2,400 as ETH rotation reverses. $SOL leading high-beta with ETF narrative compounding. $XRP finally breaking $1.52 wall on Korean FOMO plus tailwind. $HYPE extending momentum on perps volume. $TAO, $RENDER, $FET ripping on risk-on AI bid. $ONDO and $LINK getting RWA flow as macro fear unwinds. Stocks crushing it. $NVDA leading tech relief rally. $SPACEX pre-IPO expanding into June 8 roadshow. $QCOM, $CSCO, $NBIS, $CBRS all green. $SOXL amplifying 3x. The losers nobody warned you about. $XAUT and $PAXG dumping 5%+ as gold hedge unwinds violently. Stablecoin flows reversing — capital rotating OUT of $USDT, $USDC, $USDG into risk assets. Here’s the trap. Iranian media rejecting Trump’s framing means implementation could fall apart. Netanyahu’s emergency meeting means Israel could derail within 72 hours. Markets priced 91% probability of NO deal yesterday. Today pricing 91% probability of permanent peace. Both extremes are wrong. Smart trade isn’t chasing $BTC at $82K. Smart trade is taking profits in tranches as shorts cover, then accumulating $XAUT and $PAXG on the dump for the inevitable disappointment headline. Watch Israel’s response over the weekend. If Netanyahu rejects publicly, this whole rally unwinds Tuesday open. Bond market hasn’t moved much. 10-year still at 4.55%. #IranDealOilCrashBTCRip